Weather Problems......

 

Beware of friendly......

 

Online scam.......

 

Try Pot ???

 

Live a long life........

 

Spring - Just around the corner.......

 

Lodgical Statistics........

 • If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

 

• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

• Take my advice — I'm not using it.

 

• My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met.

 

• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

 

• He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

• Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

 

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

• I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.

 

• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep

Affordable Personal Transportation.....

 

Winter Fasting......

 

*Exercise - 100 Pushups......

 

Winter Weight Gain........

 

Sexy Farmer.......

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath.  With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested 
I do something sexy to a tractor." 

(Don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)