Monday, October 14, 2024

A Piece of Ass.......

 If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we’d all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving.

Saturday, October 12, 2024

" Bill Says "............

 Success Is Relative. The more the Success, the more the Relatives. 

 

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading.
 

 

My Grandfather Is 80 and Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
 

 

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

 

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

 

The Reason Men Lie:
Because Women Ask too Many Questions.
 

 

Getting Caught 
Is the Mother of Invention.