A Bowler called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go bowling up on the Murray with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my whites and bowling gear? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up."
"Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit suspicious but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked how did the bowling go?
He said, "Great! We bowled every day. Singles, pairs, triples, you name it. Lots of practice for the pennant season. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your bowling bag....."
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