​Sex On Mars

  

The  year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after  accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet  a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of  things.

Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if  they have laptop computers, how they make money,  etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of  sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks  Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide  to swap partners for the night and experience one  another... Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom  where the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny,weenie member  about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch  thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says  Maureen..

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the  matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long  enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and  proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap  of his forehead, his member grows until it's  quite
impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's  quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No  problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each  pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire  measurement is extremely exciting to the  woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and  made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples  rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways.

As  they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it  any good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it  was wonderful. How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he  replies. 'All I got was a headache ... She kept slapping my  forehead and pulling my ears.'