Not His Best Game

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,

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two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
     

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a

difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle .

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the

cow's backside. 

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!''

 'I don't remember much after that'