Old Couple In Bed

 

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Husband:  Oh, come on.
Wife:  Leave me alone!
Husband:  It won't take long.
Wife:  I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband:  I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? 
Husband: Because I'm hot. 
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband:  If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband:  You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. 
Husband: Please...go on. 
Wife: All right, I'll do it. 
Husband: What's the matter? You need a flashlight?
Wife:  I can't find it in the dark. 
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife:  Is it up far enough?
Husband:   Yeah! that's good. 
Wife:  Right!  Now go to sleep. 
And the next time you want the bloody window open, do it yourself.  
Now, what were you expecting?