What deep
thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat
down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the
drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by
and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said
that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said
'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep
thinkers about various topics which would lead to other
questions.
Finally I thought
about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting
kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more
painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another
beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer
to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having
a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after
giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another
child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think
I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.
Time for another
beer.
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