​ GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE

Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep.…………..  beeeeeppp ....  If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.  If you need us to stay with the children, press 2If you want to borrow the car, press 3If you want us to wash your clothes, press 4 If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7If you want to come to eat here, press 8If you need money, press 9  If you are going to invite us to dinner, or taking us to the theater, start talking we are listening!!!