Wednesday, May 28, 2014

SENIOR DRESS CODE


Many of us 'Old Folks' ( WAY over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves.. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.
 
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations
DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Mini skirts and varicose veins

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