A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am
by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband,
"it's
3:00 in the
morning!"
He slams the door and returns to
bed.
"Who was that?" asked his
wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"
he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is
3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too.
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too.
The man does as he is told, gets
dressed, and goes out into
the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still
there?"
"Yes," comes back the
answer..
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the
husband.
"Over here on the swing set", replied the drunk.
"Over here on the swing set", replied the drunk.
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