I
decided to go into the confessional box after years being
away
from
the Church. I pulled aside the curtain, entered
and sat
and sat
down
To my surprise was a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses,
the
best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur
chocolates
nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display
of
buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
I heard the priest come in: “Father, forgive me for it's been a very
long
time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the
confessional
box is much more inviting than it used to be".
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