Big Surprise

I decided to go into the confessional box after years being away

from the Church. I pulled aside the curtain, entered
and sat

​ down​

To my surprise was a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses,

the best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur

chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display

of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

I heard the priest come in: “Father, forgive me for it's been a very

long time since I've been to confession and I must admit  that the

confessional box is much more inviting than it used to  be".

 

The priest  replied, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".