Tuesday, July 1, 2014

BURIAL PLAN


A man and woman were married for  many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep  into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and  out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
 
Neighbors feared him. The old  man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was  98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,


"Aren't  you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and  haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I  know he won't ask for directions."

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