An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful
wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a
motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are
you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What
kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all
this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old . . . . I'm telling everybody!'
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