Saturday, July 19, 2014

Grandparents



At one point during a game, the coach                                                           called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is?  What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative. 

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win
or lose together as a team?'

The little boy nodded 'yes'.

'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an
out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or asshole. Do you understand all that? '

The little boy nodded 'yes' again.

He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so
another boy gets a chance to play too, it's not good
sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb ass or
shithead" is it?'

The little boy shook his head 'NO'.

'GOOD', said the coach . . . 'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!'

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