Treatment For Sunburn

A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs.

He went to hospital, and was promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second-degree burns..

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain
he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding
with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every
four hours.

The nurse was rather astounded and she asked "What good will
Viagra do for him, Doctor?"

The doctor replied, "Absolutely nothing for his condition, but
it'll keep the sheets off his legs!!!!!!