A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front
of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right
and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close
enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche
with his lights flashing.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started
screaming hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just
purchased the day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car
body shop tried to make it new again, would never be the same.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head
in disbelief, "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers
are," he said, "you are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is
missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!”
"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. . .
"My Rolex is gone!"
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