Who said Nursing Homes were boring?

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.

The old man looked over and said to the old lady,  "I know just what you're wanting. For $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse.  She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.

"Get serious," she replies.

 "Four times in the rocking chair!!!!."