Sunday, September 7, 2014

Good News Bad News

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The lawyer says:
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 “I have some good news and bad
​news” 
The CEO replies: “I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”
  
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $2 million ......”

The CEO replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed ! You’ve made my day; now what is the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: “These pictures are of you in bed with your secretary."
     

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