Surgery ??

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When  I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and

staying erect longer, I was  delighted, as was my

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wife. 
 But...  After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty  centimeters.
 I  Became quite concerned. I was having problems  dressing, and even walking, as it was starting  to drag on the ground.

So the wife and I went  to see a prominent urologist.
 After an  initial examination, the doctor explained to
 us  that, though rare, my condition (Donkey  Doodle) could be

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fixed through corrective  Surgery. 
 "How  long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked  anxiously.

 "Crutches? Why would he need  crutches?"
 responded the surprised  doctor.
 
 "Well," Said my wife coldly, 
"you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't 
you?"