A
man
was walking home late at night and sees a woman in
the Shadows.
'Twenty dollars...' she whispers.
Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell,
it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light
flashes on them. It's a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
'I'm making love to me wife!,' the
man
answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, nei
ther
did I, til ya shined that light in her face!
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