Chineese Sex

 While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and  does not use a condom the entire time he is there.

 A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning  to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

 Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never  having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells  the man to return in two days for the results.

 The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got  bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and  almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it."

 The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or  something and fix me up, Doc."

 The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to  have to amputate your penis."

 The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"

 The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want  but surgery is your only option."

 The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll  know more about the disease.

 The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes,  Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."

 The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but  what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!"

 The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid American  docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need  amputate!"

 "Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims.

 "Yes," says the Chinese doctor. "Wait two week. Faw off by itself!"