Love Story

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I will seek and find

you.

I shall take you to bed

and have my way

with you.

I will make you

ache, shake & sweat

until you moan

& groan.

I will make you beg

for mercy, beg for

me to stop.

I will exhaust you

to the point that you

will be
relieved when I'm

finished with you.

And, when I am

finished, you will

be weak for days.

All my love,
THE FLU

Now get your mind

out of the gutter

and go get your

flu shot!