The next time you see a little old lady with the
shakes, you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable
on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for
support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,
replies: "Yes we do have dildos.
Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a
pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss llong a aand aabbout
twoo inchess ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes, we do"
She asks: " Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo
ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch
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