A lady walks into a classy jewelry store. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little 'woops' and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near.
As she turns around,her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her - good looking as well. Oh so sorry,
excuse me she says.I like this bracelet.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect
of a professional in a store like this.
He politely greets the lady with, " That’s ok Madam. you're going
to shit yourself when I tell you the price!"
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