" Stamina "

A virile middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at 

his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young 
blond woman.
Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment 
and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled 
her senseless.

 After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of 
passion.
The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked,

"You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to 
him and softly said, “No.

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, 
Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he 
barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and  ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly 
and asked again, "You finish??
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear….

"No, I Norwegian."