Black Panties

 Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.
 Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging

her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd

go out, but didn't know anyone.

 Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have
someone for you to meet."

 Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one

another and after dating for six weeks, he asked

her to join him for a weekend in Vermont ..

 Their first night there, she undressed as he did
 There she stood nude, except for a pair of black

lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

 Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black
panties?"

 She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my
body is yours to  explore, but down there I am

still mourning."

 He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
 The following night was the same--she stood
there wearing the black panties, and he was in

his birthday suit—but now he was wearing a
 black condom ..She looked at him and asked:

 "What's with the black condom?"

He replied,

"I want to offer my deepest Condolences"