A Glass Of Wine

To my family & friends who enjoy a glass of wine...  
And those  who don't and are always 
seen with a  bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:  
In wine  there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is  bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,  
Scientists  have demonstrated that if we drink 
one litre of  water each day, 
At the end  of the year we would have absorbed 
More than 1  kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in  faeces. 
In other  words, we are consuming 1 kilo of  poo..

However,  
We do NOT  run that risk when drinking wine & beer 
(or  tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) 
because  alcohol has to go through a purification process 
of boiling,  filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine =  Health.
Therefore,  it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be  full of shit.

There  is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  
I'm doing  it as a public  service!