Poor Old Guy

Stanley  died in a  fire,and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body , so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends , Cooter  and Gomer .

  The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.

​ Cooter arrived  first , and when the mortician pulled back the sheet ,  Cooter said :  "Yup, his face  is burned up pretty bad.  You better roll him over." The mortician rolled  him over and Cooter said "Nope, ain't Stanley ." The  mortician thought , this was rather strange , So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.  Gomer looked at the body and said :  "Yup , he's pretty  well burnt up.  Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer  said "No, it ain't Stanley ." The  mortician asked :  "How can you tell ?"   Gomer said, "Well, Stanley had two  ass-holes." "What ! He had two ass-holes ?" asked the mortician.  "Yup,  we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say : There's Stanley with them two  ass-holes."