Thursday, April 2, 2015

Sex Of A Fly

A  woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband  stalking around with a fly swatter
'What are you  doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He  responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She  asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he  replied.  

Intrigued,  she asked. 
'How can you tell them  apart?' 

He responded, 
3  were on a beer can,
2 were on the  phone.

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