> #1 – Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
>
> #2 – “In Style” are the clothes that still fit. (If you
ever need to change out of your P.J.’s)
>
> #3 – You don’t need anger management. You need people to
stop pissing you off.
>
> #4 – Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance
for idiots that needs work.
>
> #5 – The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don’t need to
write that down. I’ll remember it.”
>
> #6 – “On
time” is when you get
there.
>
> #7 – Even duct tape can’t fix stupid – but it sure does
muffle the sound.
>
> #8 – It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the
dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
>
> #9 – Lately, people
your age are so much older than you.
>
> #10 – Growing old should have taken longer.
>
> #11 – Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.
>
> #12 – You still haven’t learned to act your age, and hope
you never will.
>
> And one more:
>
> “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
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