ABOUT GROWING OLDER........

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> Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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> Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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> Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
> I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.
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> Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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> Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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> Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
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> Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it's such a nice change from being young.
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> Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
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> Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable and relaxed.
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> Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
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> And, finally. ......
> ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.