Monday, December 7, 2020

Church Ladies With Computers.......

These sentences (with bloopers) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

• The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
 
• The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
 
• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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