Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
*The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes," says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob,drops the club and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
”I don't know…put me down for a five."
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