Saturday, December 27, 2025

OLD FOLKS HOME......

 On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors, pointing out some of her rules:

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.  Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"


At this point,  Alice stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?”

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