Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Circus Adoption

A Couple from a circus go to an adoption 
agency, but social workers are doubtful 
about their accommodation. 
So they produce photos of their 15 metre
long caravan,the back half of which is a 
beautifully equipped nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about
the education that would be provided.

"We've employed an Oxford don who'll teach
 the child all the subjects along with 
Mandarin and ICT skills".

There are then doubts expressed about the 
child’s healthy upbringing.

"Our full time nanny is an expert in 
pediatric welfare and diet", they reply.

So the social workers are finally 
satisfied,and ask what age of child
they were looking for.

"It doesn't really matter", they say, 
"so long as he fits in the cannon”

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