Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Slow Learner


A guy​
had two red ears, and so went to the doctor.
The doctor asked 

​him​
what happened to the ears?

'Well, I was ironing m

​y​
shirt and the phone rang . . .
  and instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally 

picked up me iron and  . . . stuck it to me ear.'

"Oh Dear!" The doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 

"But . . . that doesn't explain the other red ear.
  What happened to your other ear?"

'The son-of-a-bitch called back.'

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