Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed,
knows the end is near, is with his nurse,
his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.
"So", he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take
the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over
in Los Angeles Plaza.
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices
over in City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the
residential buildings downtown."
The
nurse is just blown away by all this, and
as Morris slips away, she
says ,
"Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must
have been such a hard working
man
to have accumulated all this property"
Sarah replies, "Property?
... the schmuck has a paper route!"
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