Wednesday, June 4, 2014
The Simple Truth
*Simple Truth #1:*Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex they always dress on their own.
*Moral of the story:*In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
*Simple Truth #2:* When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "Congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
*Moral of the story:* Hard work is never appreciated.
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