Good friends

Two close friends meet in Heaven.

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SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
 
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die?
 
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
 
WANDA: How horrible!
 
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad.   After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began to get
warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death.   What about you?
 
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. 
I suspected that my husband was cheating, 
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the
den watching TV.
 
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
 
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman

there somewhere that I started running all over

the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement.Then
I went through every closet and checked under
all the beds.I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
died.
 
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.