Red Tomatoes

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 A

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beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't
seem

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To get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking
 a

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stroll,

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She came upon a gentleman neighbour who had the
 most

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Beautiful garden full of huge red

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tomatoes. 

The

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woman asked the gentlemen,
"What do you do to get

​​

your tomatoes so

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red?"
  
The

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gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in
 front

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Of my

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tomato garden, naked in my trench coat,
and flash

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them.My tomatoes turn red from blushing so
 much."  

Well,

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the woman was so impressed; she decided to
 try

​ ​

Doing

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the same thing to her tomato garden to see
 if

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It

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would work. So twice a day for two weeks
 she

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Flashed her garden hoping for the

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best.

 One

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day the gentleman was passing by, and asked the
 woman,"By the way, how did you make out? Did your
 tomatoes turn red?"
 
No", she replied,"but my cucumbers are
 enormous."