A
beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn'tseem
To get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while takinga
stroll,
She came upon a gentleman neighbour who had themost
Beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes. The
woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get
your tomatoes so
red?"The
gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand infront
Of my
tomato garden, naked in my trench coat, and flash
them.My tomatoes turn red from blushing somuch."
Well,
the woman was so impressed; she decided totry
Doing
the same
thing to her tomato garden to seeif
It
would work. So twice a day for two weeksshe
Flashed her garden hoping for the
best.One
day the gentleman was passing by, and asked thewoman,"By the way, how did you make out? Did your
tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied,"but my cucumbers are
enormous."
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