A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not
going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you
two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair,
whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says,
"I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and
the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant
and begins to charge her.
About halfway there, she
throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his
tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests
his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is
on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my
life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top
that?"
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The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just
get that lion out of there." |
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