A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
"Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $500 in two very nice pictures. She thinks they will bring somewhere between $150 and $200 thousand ... and I think she could be right."Paul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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