Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling
slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the
beers. "Been on vacation yet, fellas?"
"Off to England
next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a
car, and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"
Jim nods. "Ah,
England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country..the
history, the culture,
and especially the beer"
"Nah, we don't
like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's
beer, that's for us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English people,
they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep
going to England?" asks the bartender.
John replies:
"Gives Jim a chance to drive."
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