1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."
2. Transvestite: A
guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between
the Pope and your boss is, the
Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning - one
brilliant flash and it's gone.
5. The only time the world beats
a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the
movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that
ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death
and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone
who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned
the whole house.
9. My next house will
have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. Definition
of a teenager?
God's punishment... for enjoying
sex.
And, as you slide down that
Banister of Life...
you should pray that all the
splinters are pointed the other way
- The merciful end -
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